About Shawn Maddey

Shawn Maddey lives and does whatever he does in Pittsburgh, PA.  Mostly this means working, writing, and drinking; the sun is terrifying.
He rarely showers.
Bizarrely, he is not single.
He has trouble thinking of things to say regarding who he is.  What he is.  Prefers to talk about where he is, transiently.

I believe I may be asleep, sir or madam.